Things spiraled from we definitely don’t need a color scheme (it’s a dog’s birthday party, for fuck’s sake) to what about yellow? (so fresh, so modern, so cheerful yet understated) to PINK EXPLOSION in a matter of minutes.
But then again, you probably saw that coming anyway.
Around the time we put her in her princess crown and Dave lifted her up and we all sang to her, I started to feel like this could possibly be the most pathetic spectacle I’ve ever orchestrated. So, um, there’s no photos of the actual party.
But suffice it to say, everyone enjoyed the pink lady cake.
God help us all if I ever have an actual daughter.